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| WOW. im updating. ew i hate xanga now. el jay is like whoa better. | | |
| x doctor doctorr: whats your problem?
retardiam4u: ha.
retardiam4u: you must be one of logans online girlfriends, right?
x doctor doctorr: im not an online girlfriend. hes one of my lj friends, im guessing you dont have any?
retardiam4u: hahahaha
retardiam4u: oh, are you saying i have no friends?
x doctor doctorr: why are you calling him a selfish bitch when you're the one sitting there making him cry? i think thats pretty selfish
x doctor doctorr: and you should go drown yourself
retardiam4u: awww poor logan
x doctor doctorr: YEP. cause.. you suck!
retardiam4u: hes crying?
retardiam4u: oh well
retardiam4u: ohh!
retardiam4u: oh i suck right
x doctor doctorr: yep
retardiam4u: you have no fucking idea who i am?
x doctor doctorr: who the hell leaves comments telling someone to shoot themselves?!
x doctor doctorr: not any person id want to be friends with
retardiam4u: thats too damn bad
x doctor doctorr: yep
x doctor doctorr: and your screen names gay
retardiam4u: thanks
retardiam4u: im a retard <33
x doctor doctorr: welcome
x doctor doctorr: i knew that already
retardiam4u: haha so you have an x on yours
retardiam4u: does that mean your soooo x-treme that you have to make a sn with it?
x doctor doctorr: so you have a 4u on yours. HA.
x doctor doctorr: whats it from.. 3rd grade?
retardiam4u: no, its from this summer
x doctor doctorr: oh yes
retardiam4u: me and kate made it <333
retardiam4u: i tried to get iamaretard but it was taken
x doctor doctorr: well you being so retarded. why dont you go walk off a bridge somewhere?
retardiam4u: it wouldnt help, i can swim
x doctor doctorr: if the brige was high enough it'd kill you the instant you got to the water, swimming wouldnt help fuck face
retardiam4u: hahahahahaha
retardiam4u: well you never said how high the bridge was, did you?
x doctor doctorr: how else do you expect to get killed by walking off a bridge, SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO THINK, KAY?
retardiam4u: hahahahaha
retardiam4u: in that picture
retardiam4u: it looks like a bird shit on your head
x doctor doctorr: hahahhahahahaha it looks like i beat you with a stick
retardiam4u: are those suppose to be highlights?
retardiam4u: hahahaha sticks are fun
x doctor doctorr: yes im sorry my paint skills arent that good. are you going to make me cry now?
retardiam4u: that picture isnt truthful though
retardiam4u: me and leah would soo kick your ass before you got near us with a stick
retardiam4u: no i dont want you to cry
retardiam4u: after all, i dont know you.
x doctor doctorr: i dont know you either but i still want to hurt you with a stick
retardiam4u: thats weird.
x doctor doctorr: and ooh. ill be scared when the RETARDED SN GANG comes after me
retardiam4u: what if i was your lesbian soulmate?
retardiam4u: youll feel so bad
retardiam4u: im your soulmate
retardiam4u: are you kristin?
retardiam4u: wait
x doctor doctorr: im not a lesbian do it wouldnt matter
retardiam4u: who are you?
x doctor doctorr: your anus
retardiam4u: hahaha
retardiam4u: nice insult for yourself, right?
x doctor doctorr: yep
retardiam4u: thats nice.
retardiam4u: thats why i made this sn
retardiam4u: so if people go
retardiam4u: "your so retarded!"
retardiam4u: ill go
retardiam4u: look at my sn biatch
x doctor doctorr: ok and im going to pretend like i care
retardiam4u: you do that
retardiam4u: since you care sooo much about your online boyfriend
x doctor doctorr: hes not my online boyfriend
retardiam4u: oh really?
x doctor doctorr: but sure we can call him that
retardiam4u: hahaha
retardiam4u: have you ever seen napoleon dynamite?
retardiam4u: your like kip
x doctor doctorr: no i havent
x doctor doctorr: whats kip like?
retardiam4u: "your just jealous im talking to all the babes online all day napoleon!"
retardiam4u: hes this nerdy dude who meets his soulmate online
retardiam4u: hes like this wimpy white boy
x doctor doctorr: yep thats me
retardiam4u: and he meets "la fawnduh"
retardiam4u: hahahaha
x doctor doctorr: because im too lame to have a boyfriend who lives here
retardiam4u: and shes like this tall black girl
retardiam4u: aww im sure your not that lame <3
x doctor doctorr: dude you can shut up now i dont care
retardiam4u: hahahaa
retardiam4u: is that all you can say?
retardiam4u: shut up?
x doctor doctorr: yes im a low life peice of shit cause i have an online boyfriend
x doctor doctorr: yep
x doctor doctorr: shut up shut up shut up shut up
retardiam4u: oh man i thought you were the one who was suppose to be like insulting me
x doctor doctorr: who said youre insulting me
retardiam4u: dumbass
retardiam4u: can you read?
x doctor doctorr: butt head
x doctor doctorr: yep
x doctor doctorr: and i said
retardiam4u: instead of telling me to shut up, which is obviously a sign of weakness and stupidity, your should be insulting me
x doctor doctorr: WHO SAID YOU WERE INSULTING ME .. if im not insulting you
retardiam4u: your telling me to shut up.
retardiam4u: why would you say shut up if i wasnt saying anything to make you mad?
retardiam4u: nice.
retardiam4u: *applause*
x doctor doctorr: because i dont care what you're talking about
retardiam4u: then why did you IM me?
x doctor doctorr: because i wanted to stick up for my friend not hear about nepolean dymamite
x doctor doctorr: but WHUTEV. i guess ill go now
retardiam4u: its napoleon**
retardiam4u: learn to spell
retardiam4u: ok bye <33
retardiam4u: i love you
x doctor doctorr: How the hell am i supossed to know
x doctor doctorr: if i didnt see it?
x doctor doctorr: really now?
retardiam4u: napoleon isnt hard to spell.
x doctor doctorr: im sorry im retarded just alittle
retardiam4u: are you in 9th grade?
x doctor doctorr: yeah
retardiam4u: you should have learned about napoleon III in history
retardiam4u: so you should have seen the word "napoleon" before
retardiam4u: so you should know how to spell it.
x doctor doctorr: welp. i havent
retardiam4u: thats too bad.
retardiam4u: i highly request that movie
x doctor doctorr: yep
retardiam4u: its kick ass
x doctor doctorr: ok then i wont watch it
retardiam4u: haha ok, your loss. | | |
| oh man, i hate this layout.
i really dont do xanga anymore, im obsessed with livejournal. sorry fellow xangians. i love you.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/pretendyoucan/ | | |
| whhoa. ive been grounded as fuck. mehhh. i am so sick and tired of school, and now it's finally out.
i went to logan's house yesterday after exams and dad was mad like whoa. but it's all good. i didnt get in any trouble, its not like they can ground me anymore than i already am. so im on tv restriction, and now im watching LOTR!
which reminds me! elizabeth <33333 got me a LOTR poster! <333
now my room shines. its right in front of my bed. i will take a picture as soon as i get a new camera (hopefully for christmas!) yayyyy. ok, so ermmmm yeah.
my mommy and daddy are divorcing, and mommy is moving to minnosota. its weird, she hates me but she wants me to go with her really badly.
and it's not that bad of an idea. i wouldn't mind starting over, and living in snow <333.
but i doubt i could ever leave my friends, or my dad. it would be too hard. maybe ill live with her for like a year or something. that sounds fun.
meh. fdkjgbakfjb the sheep is my friend!
eww gollum is talking. i hate his voice.
love, loves. | | |
| i broke my glasses.
hahahahahahahahahaha.
too bad, ehhh. | | |
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